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shavingryansprivates:

1 in 10 household items are gay

so this woman writes a Twilight fanfiction, changes the names, gets it published, and now it's being made into a fucking movie

meggie-got-swag:

tenicola:

bigfatburritos:

kamenriderjoe:

spookyhouse:

cloudshaper:

orangemuses:

cloudshaper:

strawburrymilkshake:

You know what? I quit writing.

I’m done. I quit. Fuck this, I’m out.

that book is awful. i picked it up in ralph’s (not knowing exactly what it was) and I got like 2 pages in and chucked it back onto the shelf. i could write a better novel than that. 

oh jesus christ what are you guys talking about

do i even wanna know

will i start crying

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifty_Shades_of_Grey

She wrote a Twilight AU story on FF.net and it got popular so then she changed the names and changed some grammar and little bits that don’t really matter and published it. Now it’s a best seller god help us all.

haha oh wow

oh my god WHAT I SAW AN ADD ABOUT THIS THING ON THE SUBWAY

AND THE REVIEWS WERE GOOD AND NEWSPAPERS WERE FREAKING OUT ABOUT HOW GOOD THEY THOUGHT IT WAS

i think one was like “See men? Women like naughty things too” ..so uhh..

wow i didnt even know it was originally a TWILIGHT fanfic originally…. sighhh

So like, I saw this book and it’s author featured on The View the other day, kinda half-listening in interest, wondering what the hype and good reviews was about.

…And then the author mentioned it was originally a Twilight fanfiction… Welp

MURDER ME PLEASE

my mom owns those books… all three… and read.. ALL THREE;;;


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Reblog if you can speak, read, or at least kinda communicate in more than one language.

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What’s the difference between Tahno and a straw?

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A straw can bend

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Yup so I reached 1k followers, thus there shall be sketch giveaway!

Sketch will be like the above picture, probably full body even. 

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winner will be picked 20th of May


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meanwhile on britain’s got talent

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